Tuesday, January 24th, 2012 at 12:33 am
While he’s not a rock star per say, actor/comedian Russell Brand has played one in a movie so we’re going to give him, and his penis, honorary rock star status. They truly deserve it.
Self-confessed sex addict Russell Brand recently filed divorce from his estranged wife, pop-star Katy Perry, leaving us to wonder if he’s back to his old ways once again. Brand will happily admit that prior to his marriage he was having sex as many as five times a day. When one would leave, another would come and sometimes they’d even see each other in passing, no big deal. He reportedly admitted to a friend that since being married he’s come to really miss his promiscuous past.
In his autobiography he claimed to have sex up to twenty times on a normal week, that’s over 1,000 women a year! Way to go Russell! After shows he would take four to five girls back to his room and have his way with each one, sometimes all at once and sometimes they would take turns. He proudly admits that his record is nine women in one evening.
However, since his marriage to the pop-star things seemed to have slow down quite a bit. During the marriage Brand announced that he gardened more than he had sex, although he is a “bloody good gardener” now.
With the divorce so fresh, time will tell if Russell Brand will go back to his rock star bedroom behavior. Our guess: Probably, and maybe he’ll break his old record.
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Saturday, January 21st, 2012 at 5:17 am
We’ve all seen him and Blink 182 band mates running naked in the streets causing all sorts of trouble in their 1999 music video for “What’s My Age Again.” But this time, the blur over the key areas are nowhere to be found!
Nude photos of the Blink 182 drummer posted by gossip website MediaTakeout.com show a very healthy looking package. While his face is not shown in the pictures, he is easily identified by his unmistakable collection of tattoos. Barker had a cease-and-desist letter sent to the website and the pictures were soon taken down, but not before hundreds of thousands of viewers had already seen the pics, and managed to get more than a few screenshots. Since the then the photos have gone viral and Barker’s team of lawyers is working hard to take them all down.
The photos were sent to a female admirer and were never intended for public viewing or to be seen by anyone else. In reply to fans’ Barker tweeted “Crossing my fingers that never happens again!”
Haven’t seen the pictures? We were a little surprised that his gentiles are the only part of his body not covered in tattoos. He is sizably comparable to another drummer famous for his RockStar Penis, Tommy Lee. Why be embarrassed Travis? The ladies like what they see!
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