Bam Margera’s sex tape should come as no surprise to anyone. Heck, it seems like half the Jackass pranks involved Bam Margera’s penis to begin with. Although he is theoretically a skater, Margera is best known for, well, doing stupid stuff.

Not just to himself, either, since he has managed to bring the whole Margera family into the act, generally spending a most of time terrorizing his family by, amongst other things, tackling his father, building a skate ramp in the house when they aren’t there, and nearly killing his uncle. But to be fair, it’s always been entertaining, and Margera has made millions of dollars being a general Jackass.

With that in mind, it’s actually kind of surprising how tame Bam Margera’s sex tape is. You might expect it to contain Margera using a skate ramp to do a 720 before landing in pillow of naked women. Or, at the very least, Bam Margera’s penis to be dressed up in some kind of costume.

But no, Bam Margera’s sex tape is pretty much as plain vanilla as you’re likely to find, and surprisingly brief. It’s not an embarrassment, really, but if I were Bam Margera I’d have tried a little harder. The man has a reputation to uphold. But at least you get to see Bam Margera’s penis, if you’re into that sort of thing.

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