Fred Durst penis learned a valuable lesson when his Fred Durst sex tape came out; if you’re going to record yourself having sex, then you should probably take it off your computer before you send it out for repairs. Although I have to admit that having a Fred Durst sex tape on it might actually be what be what caused the problem in the first place. Certainly, imagining Fred Durst bopping a groupie, him wearing nothing but a red base ball cap, backwards, is enough to make my brain go all blue screen of death.
Naturally, when the guy who was fixing the computer realized what he had, he did the only sensible thing: he stole it and sold it to the highest bidder. Perhaps not as surprisingly, this sex tape failed to be the kind of hot seller that One Night in Paris or the Ray J Kim Kardashian sex tape, mainly because it didn’t feature a hot young socialite and, quite possibly, because the interest in seeing Fred Durst’s penis was not as strong as you might have hoped.
Durst himself was sufficiently incensed by the sex tape that he ended up suing ten websites that he decided were responsible for the sex tape getting out. In fact, he decided that this particular unwilling porno was worth suing for seventy million dollars, and there is only one conclusion that can be drawn: Durst was clearly so embarrassed by the sex tape that he thought it did millions of dollars worth of vengeance. Fred Durst’s penis is especially spectacular, but it’s not seventy million bad.
This should be a valuable lesson for Fred, aside from the fact that you shouldn’t leave your sex tapes on unsecured computers; if you’re going to make a sex tape, you should probably make sure that your onscreen performance is everything it should be. This is something that Fred Durst’s penis wishes that Fred knew.
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