Richie Sambora is, to be charitable, not much of a looker. He’s always kind of looked like a just past his prime wannabe rock star from New Jersey, even before he became a rock star, which is sort of amazing. In spite of that, he was married for several years to Heather Locklear who, while now being a little long in tooth, is still a head turner and was even more so when she married Sambora.

Now, was it Rich Sambora’s charismatic personality and rock star status that originally attracted Locklear? Well, maybe, but you need to keep in mind that before she dated Sambora, Locklear was going out with legendary penis monster Tommy Lee. If you’re thinking that maybe that means that Sambora is packing, too, well, you’re on the right path.

Now Jon Bon Jovi is definitely the pretty face of that band, but no none did better with the groupies than Richie Sambora, primarily due to his great stamina and huge penis. The only thing better than having a long schlong is knowing what to do with it, and by all accounts, Sambora was gifted in both areas.

Which goes a long way to explaining how a schlubby looking guy bagged both Heather Locklear and Denise Richards and a whole legion of groupies. This is actually something that the average non rock star dude should keep in mind; looks aren’t everything, especially when you’ve got it going on below the belt.

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