Vince Neil sex tape and Vince Neil of Motley Crue’s penis..the story can finally be told.

Motley Crue is fairly legendary, and not just for their pioneering use of the umlaut. The eighties were a time when any rock band worth their salt was doing enough drugs to kill a small nation and drinking enough alcohol to pickle the corpses of the nation. And, of course, doing groupies at every opportunity. No one did this better or,er, harder than the Crue.

They plowed through the girls with a voraciousness that would leave wondering how they had the energy to even play gigs, although copious quantities of cocaine probably came in handy there. It’s no surprise at all that there have been sex tapes released starring Crue members. If anything, the surprising thing is that there have been so few sex tapes starring members of the band. Not that anyone really wants to see a Vince Neil sex tape.

The most famous is what has to be the most famous sex tape of all time, the Tommy Lee – Pamela Anderson sex tape. What you might not know is that there is also a sex tape starring Motley Crue singer Vince Neil and Vince Neil’s penis, which was actually released by the same company that released the Tommy Lee sex tape.

The Vince Neil sex tape doesn’t have Pamela Anderson’s orbs of wonder or Tommy Lee’s penis, it is kind of impressive in its own right. Vince manages to bag both Janine Lindemulder, a porn star who is probably best know as being Jesse James’ tatted up ex wife, and Penthouse Pet Brandy Ledford. Whatever else you can say about it, Vince Neil’s penis gets into some hot women.

A porn star and a Penthouse girl is a pretty good pull by any standard, but Vince Neil’s sex tape performance is less than inspiring. You are probably never going to be able to get two porn stars in bed at the same time, but you can guarantee a sex tape worthy performance.

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