You know, there are certain celebrities who you kind of expect to have a sex tape out. Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape? Yeah, that seems pretty reasonable. Fred Durst sex tape? That sounds like something he would do. Screech from Saved the Bell? Well, that’s…wait, no. No that doesn’t seem like the sort of thing a fair and just universe would allow. Surely no one would want to see Dustin Diamond’s penis?

There is, despite the mindscouring horror that it implies, a Dustin Diamond sex tape is out there in the world. This would probably be shocking enough, but the Dustin Diamond sex tape was actually released by, well, Dustin Diamond. Which makes it relatively unique amongst celebrity sex tapes, which are usually night vision affairs released to the protests of the people starring in them.

Back in 2004, Diamond was pursuing a career in stand up comedy, and rightfully thought that he had been most forgotten by the public, becoming one of the few Saved by the Bell stars to lapse into more or less complete obscurity. The answer was obvious; a Dustin Diamond sex tape would definitely put him back on the map.

Not just released, actually; he went to various porn conventions to promote it. The truth is, Dustin Diamond’s penis actually acquitted himself pretty well on his sex tape. The tape was forty minutes long and Diamond was actually a lot more effective than you expect from someone who used to be Screech.

But, like anything else, there was room for improvement. What Dustin Diamond and Dustin Diamond’s penis should have done was prepared ahead of time by taking a male enhancement supplement, like Maxuvia.

Maxuvia a specially developed mixture ten ingredients designed to enhance ever y aspect of being a guy. More testosterone, harder erections, a great sex drive. Even if you aren’t going to be starring in your own sex tape, with Maxuvia, no one is going to mistake you for Screech.

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