Alice in Chains Jerry Cantrell penis is reputed to be large and in charge
Jerry Cantrell is not the sort of rock star you expect to be packing in the penis department, so it may come as a surprise that Jerry Cantrell’s penis is actually right up there in the same league as Tommy Lee’s legendary wang. At least with Tommy Lee you can kind of see that he would probably have a pretty impressive penis just from the way he’s built, at least in retrospect.
Jerry Cantrell, not so much. At least part of this is image. The hard rock guys of the eighties, like Motley Crue, Skid Row and even Poison, had public images as hard partying guys, who were taking massive amounts of drugs, drinking enough alcohol to keep all of Kentucky in business and generally having their way with legions of groupies.
The Seattle grunge movement that Alice in Chains came out of had an entirely different vibe to it. There were drugs, to be sure, and Alice in Chains’ lead singer would die of an overdose in 2002, but they didn’t have the party animal reputation, so when it turns out that one of them is a minor sexual legend, well, it’s a bit of a surprise.
Jerry Cantrell’s penis is reputed to be somewhere in the neighborhood of ten inches, which is about twice the size of the average penis, so he’s got the goods. According to groupie scuttlebutt, he’s also a got a pretty prodigious amount of stamina, and can easily handle two women at the same time. Even more impressive than Jerry Cantrell’s penis is the fact that he was able to do all this while taking an awful lot of drugs.
The bad news, if you want to think of it like that, is that if you aren’t born with a giant penis, then you’re just going to have to deal with it. The good news is that you can get to a Jerry Cantrell level of stamina with Maxuvia, which is specifically designed to give you longer, harder erections and the stamina of a rock legend.
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