Ace Frehley’s penis has gotten around. Now, let’s say Ace has only gotten half as many girls as his KISS bandmate Gene Simmons has claimed to have gotten, which is probably reasonable, because while Ace Frehley is notably more handsome than Simmons, he doesn’t have a gigantic and apparently prehensile tongue. Now Simmons’ claim is that he’s slept with 4600 different women, so we’re going to give Frehley 2300.

Like I said, Ace Frehley’s penis has done a lot of work. I’m actually faintly surprised that it doesn’t have calluses. You might think that this all means that Ace Frehley’s penis is something spectacular. Well, no it’s not. I mean he’s reasonably well hung, but he doesn’t have the kind of unsheathed sword that gets you a spot in the urban dictionary for well hung.

Despite that, he’s said to be a pretty damn good lover in the sack. He is, in fact, one of the most popular rock stars t sleep with, precisely because he is a good sex partner. The reason for this isn’t because he has an outsized penis, he doesn’t, but because he actually pays attention to the women and, quite crucially, always make sure that his partner manages to have an orgasm.

Here is an essential truth that many men overlook; it doesn’t matter how big your penis is if you give the girl what she wants. Big or small, satisfaction is what matters, and if you can consistently ensure that she finishes before you, word will get around, and while you might not get Ace Frehley levels of tail, you’ll never be without a friend for the night.

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Zack De La Rocha’s penis is pretty impressive, and when he’s not busy rap singing about various injustices, he finds time to put it to good use. According to groupies, who remain the go to source for information about any rocks star penis, Zack De La Rocha’s penis is about eight inches around, and seven inches in girth, which are pretty impressive dimensions even if they don’t quite put him into the John Holmes or Tommy Lee category of gigantic penises.

Now I mention Zack De La Rocha’s penis not because I have some unusual fixation on it, I don’t, I swear, but because it actually brings me to something else that groupies are saying about De La Rocha, which is that his relatively impressive package is one of his lesser attributes.

In fact, the rumor is that his whole crotch area is distinctively unattractive, despite length and girth, but that the whole experience is worthwhile because De La Rocha is supremely talented in other areas. In fact, his skills with his fingers and tongue is said to be legendary in and of itself, and that’s before he even deploys the biggest weapon in his arsenal.

Which is something that more men should probably learn, especially if they want to get word spread around about their prowess in the sack. You can learn to be a better lover, and it doesn’t matter at all if you aren’t endowed the way that Zack De La Rocha is. These are skills and they can be learned.

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Sebastian Bach is a tall, skinny dude with a lot of bad tattoos and a blonde hair do that comes thundering at you straight out of 1985. Despite having rock star status, albeit rock star status established twenty years ago, it’s still a little hard to see why he gets women, and the word is that he gets a lot of them. Of course, that’s because few of us non groupies have seen Sebastian Bach’s penis.

As you might assume when you seen a goonie looking guy getting lots of tail, Sebastian Bach’s penis is a pretty impressive member. Like a lot of tall and gangly guys, he’s packing a lot of power in the crotch department. But there may be more to the story than just what Sebastian Bach’s penis brings to the show.

For one thing, Sebastian Bach, whatever you may think of his looks or his musical talent, is pretty much dripping with charisma, and possibly beer, although the charisma is what matters here. You can get away with a lot of deficiencies if you have enough charm to back it up and Sebastian Bach has it in spades.

The other thing he has going for him is that he actually has sexual skills. You know the theory that says that pretty people don’t generally have as polished social skills as less pretty people. The same thing can apply to well hung guys; they don’t have the same moves as less well hung guys because they don’t think they need them.

There’s not a heck of a lot you can do to change the size of your penis, unfortunately. Your ability in the sack, however, is entirely within your control, and you can do something about it, even if you aren’t gifted with Sebastian Bach’s penis.

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Kid Rock’s penis caught on celebrity sex tape….! There are a lot of benefits to living in a time when it’s easy to tape anything. Back before we had video tape or digital cameras, all we got in the way of celebrity sex tapes was rumors about them. You would hear about things like the whole David Bowie and Mick Jagger thing, or about the hundreds of girls Gene Simmons banged while he was on tour, but you never got to see it. Of course, on the upside, you might never have to see something like Kid Rock’s penis.

But there’s something about being able to tape yourself having sex that people can’t resist. This is especially true when the ability to do so is cheap and easy to use. Which is why we now have sex tapes that provide visual proof that rock stars really do hang out and bang chicks together.

Enter Kid Rock’s sex tape, which feature him and Scott Stapp, the latter being the lead singer of the sort of Christian rock band Creed, having sex with a quartet of nubile groupies. This isn’t so much of a shocker for Kid Rock, who is after all, attached to Kid Rock’s penis but given Stapp’s image and religious roots, it is kind of blow.

Surprisingly, Kid Rock actually thinks that Scott Stapp is the one responsible for the leak of the Kid Rock sex tape, and filed an injunction to stop the release of the tape. One of the girls on the tape, apparently realizing that nobody wants to be known as the girl who had sex with the guy from Creed, also moved to stop it.

You may not want to star in a sex tape with Scott Stapp or Kid Rock, but you might want to have sex with two women at once. If you’re going to do that, you’re going to need to pack a little more punch in your shorts. Maxuvia, an all natural supplement designed to give you greater stamina and increased sex drive, is the exact thing you need for a sex tape two fer.

Vince Neil sex tape and Vince Neil of Motley Crue’s penis..the story can finally be told.

Motley Crue is fairly legendary, and not just for their pioneering use of the umlaut. The eighties were a time when any rock band worth their salt was doing enough drugs to kill a small nation and drinking enough alcohol to pickle the corpses of the nation. And, of course, doing groupies at every opportunity. No one did this better or,er, harder than the Crue.

They plowed through the girls with a voraciousness that would leave wondering how they had the energy to even play gigs, although copious quantities of cocaine probably came in handy there. It’s no surprise at all that there have been sex tapes released starring Crue members. If anything, the surprising thing is that there have been so few sex tapes starring members of the band. Not that anyone really wants to see a Vince Neil sex tape.

The most famous is what has to be the most famous sex tape of all time, the Tommy Lee – Pamela Anderson sex tape. What you might not know is that there is also a sex tape starring Motley Crue singer Vince Neil and Vince Neil’s penis, which was actually released by the same company that released the Tommy Lee sex tape.

The Vince Neil sex tape doesn’t have Pamela Anderson’s orbs of wonder or Tommy Lee’s penis, it is kind of impressive in its own right. Vince manages to bag both Janine Lindemulder, a porn star who is probably best know as being Jesse James’ tatted up ex wife, and Penthouse Pet Brandy Ledford. Whatever else you can say about it, Vince Neil’s penis gets into some hot women.

A porn star and a Penthouse girl is a pretty good pull by any standard, but Vince Neil’s sex tape performance is less than inspiring. You are probably never going to be able to get two porn stars in bed at the same time, but you can guarantee a sex tape worthy performance.

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When it comes to celebrity sex tapes, you kind of have to admire John Edwards’ balls. Wait, that came out wrong. You have to admire John Edwards’ penis. No, that’s not it either. You have to admire the chutzpah that allows a man who is in the public eye to perform on camera with someone who isn’t his wife. Which is exactly what happened, and why we have a John Edwards sex tape.

If that weren’t enough, and it would have been plenty for your average celebrity sex tape, it’s shot by his campaign’s official videographer (which, incidentally, means that the John Edwards sex tape is high quality; it’s in focus and well lit) who is also carrying his illegitimate baby.

I think to fully appreciate the brazenness of what John Edwards (and by extension, John Edwards’ penis) did, you have to appreciate how much he had to lose if the sex tape ever became public, as they so often do. He was a democratic vice presidential candidate who was making a run at becoming the presidential candidate, and it looked like he had a good chance of actually getting the nod.

Now, there are presidents who can get away with being raging sex fiends, and I’m looking at you JFK and Bill Clinton, but when the key part of your campaign is your good looks and appeal to women and you’ve made your family a key part of your image, well, a sex tape is probably a bad idea. John Edwards’ sex tape is proof enough of that.

Of course, if you have an immensely sympathetic wife who is suffering from cancer and you decide to film yourself banging your mistress, well, you damn well better have iron down below.

John Edwards sex tape actually shows that he performs pretty admirably in front of the camera, but like all things in this life, there is room for improvement. Edwards is fit for a man of his age, but like everyone, a little help in the bedroom department wouldn’t be unwelcome.

The best way to insure that you’re sex tape ready is to use Maxuvia, which will give you rock hard erections, a raging sex drive and increased stamina. This will come in handy if you decide to pull a John Edwards and film a sex tape. Just do us all a favor and do it with your wife and not some random camera handy hussy.

Fred Durst penis learned a valuable lesson when his Fred Durst sex tape came out; if you’re going to record yourself having sex, then you should probably take it off your computer before you send it out for repairs. Although I have to admit that having a Fred Durst sex tape on it might actually be what be what caused the problem in the first place. Certainly, imagining Fred Durst bopping a groupie, him wearing nothing but a red base ball cap, backwards, is enough to make my brain go all blue screen of death.

Naturally, when the guy who was fixing the computer realized what he had, he did the only sensible thing: he stole it and sold it to the highest bidder. Perhaps not as surprisingly, this sex tape failed to be the kind of hot seller that One Night in Paris or the Ray J Kim Kardashian sex tape, mainly because it didn’t feature a hot young socialite and, quite possibly, because the interest in seeing Fred Durst’s penis was not as strong as you might have hoped.

Durst himself was sufficiently incensed by the sex tape that he ended up suing ten websites that he decided were responsible for the sex tape getting out. In fact, he decided that this particular unwilling porno was worth suing for seventy million dollars, and there is only one conclusion that can be drawn: Durst was clearly so embarrassed by the sex tape that he thought it did millions of dollars worth of vengeance. Fred Durst’s penis is especially spectacular, but it’s not seventy million bad.

This should be a valuable lesson for Fred, aside from the fact that you shouldn’t leave your sex tapes on unsecured computers; if you’re going to make a sex tape, you should probably make sure that your onscreen performance is everything it should be. This is something that Fred Durst’s penis wishes that Fred knew.

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Jimi Hendrix called Lil’ Jimi the, and I quote, Penis Di Milo, presumably because it was made by Italians and had no arms. In spite of this, Hendrix penis managed to pack an awful lot of women into a very short life, partly on account of being reasonably well hung, and partly due to being Jimi Freaking Hendrix.

What you need to keep in mind is that there is a lot of variation in what is considered to be a big penis. On one hand, you have freaks like Tommy Lee, who penis is the male package equivalent of Shaquille O’Neal, or possibly Godzilla. But then there is the more normal size of large penis, which would be more equivalent of Michael Jordan; big but not scary big.

We know that Jimi Hendrix penis was at least six inches long and six inches around, and we know this because he thoughtfully had his penis cast in plaster by famous groupie Cynthia Plaster Caster who, for reasons unknown to anyone whose blood isn’t seventy percent LSD, decided that it would be cool to wander around the sixties taking plaster casts of rock star penises.

So we know how well endowed Jimi was, more or less. I say more or less because Jimi always felt that plaster casting of his package didn’t do it justice. But six inches on the long side of average, and the girth is notably girthy, both of which were instrumental in his popularity with the women.

You don’t have to be a size monster to be popular with the womenfolk, but you should try to make the most of what you’ve got. One of the best ways to do this is to use Maxuvia, which is specially designed help enhance everything you’ve got. It wasn’t around when Jimi was getting his penis plastered, but I can guarantee you that if it was, he would have used it.

Richie Sambora is, to be charitable, not much of a looker. He’s always kind of looked like a just past his prime wannabe rock star from New Jersey, even before he became a rock star, which is sort of amazing. In spite of that, he was married for several years to Heather Locklear who, while now being a little long in tooth, is still a head turner and was even more so when she married Sambora.

Now, was it Rich Sambora’s charismatic personality and rock star status that originally attracted Locklear? Well, maybe, but you need to keep in mind that before she dated Sambora, Locklear was going out with legendary penis monster Tommy Lee. If you’re thinking that maybe that means that Sambora is packing, too, well, you’re on the right path.

Now Jon Bon Jovi is definitely the pretty face of that band, but no none did better with the groupies than Richie Sambora, primarily due to his great stamina and huge penis. The only thing better than having a long schlong is knowing what to do with it, and by all accounts, Sambora was gifted in both areas.

Which goes a long way to explaining how a schlubby looking guy bagged both Heather Locklear and Denise Richards and a whole legion of groupies. This is actually something that the average non rock star dude should keep in mind; looks aren’t everything, especially when you’ve got it going on below the belt.

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Tommy Lee’s penis has become famous. There are very few people in the world who get to have a whole chapter of a book dedicated to their penis, but that’s one of the many perks of being Tommy Lee, or at least being Tommy Lee’s penis. Of course, it was his book, so he might be slightly biased in that department.

There is apparently something about being a drummer, because many of rock and roll’s well hung legends are drummers, and Tommy Lee is probably example number one. As the drummer of Motley Crue, he was already semi legendary for bedding women all around the world. But that was before Tommy Lee’s penis got a starring role in one of the most watched celebrity sex tape of all time. The Tommy Lee sex tape with Pamela Anderson has been seen by millions.

Now, back in the Baywatch days, Pamela Anderson was considered to be one of the sexiest women around, and the sight of her running down the beach in slow motion, her most bountiful assets bouncing feely, was enough kick start an entire generation of boys into puberty.

Given her overall level of hotness, it was kind of a surprise when she started to date Tommy Lee. He’s kind of skinny, kind of goonie looking and covered in tattoos. You could say he’s got that whole rock star thing going on, but Motley Crue was well past their prime at that point. It’s since become a lot more clear that Ms. Anderson has a thing for grubby looking rock stars, but what probably cemented this relationship was Tommy Lee’s penis.

Which we got to see in extremely vivid detail when porn film company…er…Vivid, put out the infamous sex tape. Recorded on the Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson’s honeymoon, the appeal was seeing Pamela Anderson buck naked in the living flesh. What we got was Tommy Lee’s penis in a starring role.

Just how big was Tommy Lee’s penis? Well, if you go to urban dictionary and look up Tommy Lee, the sixth or so entry says that Tommy Lee has become a slang term for having a big organ. Frankly, if your name has become the byword for well hung, you’re doing something right.

In the sex video itself, we get to see Tommy using the now infamous member for a variety of things, including driving the boat. He didn’t actually hang a sail off his penis for that, or at least, it wasn’t on the video. In fact, Tommy Lee’s penis was so big that appeared that he could probably have sex with two women at once if he lined them up right. Basically, Tommy Lee’s penis is the Chuck Norris of penises.

Surprisingly, Tommy Lee himself claims to have not believed he had a large penis for a long time, which suggests that he either spent very little time in the showers after gym in high school or that there’s something in the water in where Tommy Lee grew up. In fact, it wasn’t until he started dating porn stars that he believed, figuring that if people’s whose jobs involved lots of penises was saying it, it was probably true.

It was actually kind of amazing that Tommy Lee’s penis stayed a relative secret for so long, given both his and Motley Crue’s reputations. The eighties metal scene was notoriously hard partying, and no nobody partied harder than the Crue did. It was drugs, alcohol and women, pretty much all the time.

Tommy Lee hasn’t made any definitive statements about just how many women he has slept with, unlike Wilt Chamberlain and others, but he has often been to have said to have banged more chicks than he’s banged drums. So you’d have thought his reputation would have gone mainstream a little sooner.

Despite the admittedly ginormous size of Tommy Lee’s penis, he is not reputed to be the best lover in Motley Crue. As it happens, size apparently isn’t everything, since the most skilled sex partner in the Crue is said to have been Nikki Sixx, at least when he wasn’t busy having heart attacks and nearly dying. Which does go a long way to explaining how Sixx managed to bag Kat Von D despite being old enough to be her father and ugly enough to curdle milk.

Which is actually something to keep in mind if you’d like to enjoy some of that rock star lifestyle yourself. The odds are good that you are not going to be able to be a rock star, selling millions of albums and having tons of cash and groupies falling at your feet. And you’re not going to be to have Tommy Lee’s penis unless you’re already genetically blessed.

That’s the bad news; the good news is that you absolutely can reap some of the benefits of the rock star lifestyle and get some of what Tommy Lee or Nikki Sixx have got. You want a rock star penis and a rock star love life, the first thing that you should be looking at is Maxuvia.

Maxuvia is a combination of safe, natural bio active ingredients that are designed to maximize what you’ve got.  If you use it you will get Stronger, harder, erections an increased sex drive and longer lasting erections and more stamina. Now, I’m not saying that Tommy Lee uses something like this to get the most out of what nature and possibly atomic science gave him, but I wouldn’t bet against. If you want what’s got, then Maxuvia is what you need to get.