Tom Sizemore’s sex tape is something else. Now, Tom Sizemore’s penis isn’t especially impressive, but there’s a lot more to sex than having the biggest tool in the shed. What Tom Sizemore brings to the table is stamina, as his sex tape shows him working his way, apparently tirelessly, through not one, not two, but four, count them four, hookers. However you might feel about having sex with prostitutes, Tom Sizemore’s sex tape is still a pretty big accomplishment.

This is especially true when you consider the man himself. Sizemore is, charitably, getting up there in years, is fairly overweight, and is known to have a fairly massive drug problem, something that has been well documented by various reality television shows. So it’s kind of a miracle that Tom Sizemore’s penis does anything at all, much less that it responds to the call of duty with such vigor.

In fact, Sizemore’s fairly extraordinary appetite and vigor actually makes for a not particularly good sex tape, since endless hours of having sex ceases to be interesting to watch and actually becomes fairly boring. Tom Sizemore’s sex tape surely shows that he was having fun; the rest of us, not so much.

Still, there are some lessons you can learn from Tom Sizemore or, more specifically, Tom Sizemore’s penis. One is that you definitely can’t judge a book by its cover. The second is that sexual stamina doesn’t necessarily come from having a buffed out body and outstanding cardiovascular conditioning.

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Colin Farrell’s penis is reasonably impressive for an Irish guy. I know this because I’ve seen the Colin Farrell sex tape, which was taped back in 2002, when Farrell was just a young lad of 26. The sex tape is actually kind of awesome, because, amongst other things, the tape features Colin Farrell, Colin Farrell’s penis in a starring role, and former Playboy Bunny Nicole Narain.

Yes, Farrell has smoldering Black Irish looks, but Nicole is smoking hot, which is always a good thing in a celebrity sex tape, where one or the other of the participants are all too often less than attractive, if not downright coyote ugly. The Colin Farrell sex tape, on the other hand features two extraordinarily good looking people doing some hot stuff.

Which is other thing that’s good about the Colin Farrell sex tape; it’s genuinely pretty hot in the way that lots of sex tapes aren’t. I’m not going to go too far into the gory (or rather, sexy) details, but I think it’s enough to say that Farrell demonstrates an impressive amount of stamina, appetite and creativity, and Colin Farrell’s penis demonstrates some admirable abilities.

Farrell eventually ended up suing Narain over the sex tape. He believed that she was releasing it maliciously to damage his career. Now while Farrell is a serious actor, a large part of his image is as the hard partying pretty boy. What this naturally leads me to assume is that what see on the Colin Farrell sex tape is actually a sub par performance for him, which boggles the mind.

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Ray J’s Kim Kardashian sex tape launched a million dollar mini industry, which is probably more than most people will accomplish. Ray J’s penis has also launched at least three VH 1 reality shows, which is kind of awesome and kind of a sad commentary on modern society. There’s a pretty good chance you seen both the Ray J Kim Kardashian sex tape and Ray J’s penis, although you might not realize it off hand.

The reason that you might not realize it is because Ray J is by far the least famous person in that sex tape. His, er, co star in the Ray J sex tape was none other than Miss Kim Kardashian, she of the luscious lips, sprawling family and truly spectacular ass. Yep, this is the sex tape that catapulted her from barely known daughter of an OJ Simpson lawyer and BFF of Paris Hilton to her own brand.

Last year, Kim earned more than five million dollars through her various business ventures, which is one hell of a lot of money. She owes it all to the fame generated by her somewhat rough treatment of Ray J’s penis. Of course, Ray J himself isn’t doing too badly either, so it was probably a win-win both ways.

Ray J , prior to the sex tape, was probably best known as pop singer Brandy’s little brother. He has a nominal music career, but he’s best known now for his various VH 1 shows where fairly skanky women try to hook up with him, because apparently they think his penis has magic fame juice. Of course, maybe it does.

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Verne Troyer’s sex tape even made it into song, referenced in the Hedley song Cha Ching. You have to admire Verne Troyer’s penis, because he’s basically taken a no lines role in the Austin Powers movies and parleyed it into something resembling a career, which is more than you can say for most of the other people that have been in similar positions.

You also have to admire the fact that he consistently gets women, despite having Verne Troyer’s penis. Actually, that’s probably not fair, since one thing we learned from the Verne Troyer sex tape is that Verne Troyer’s penis is actually kind of impressive for a guy that’s barely over two feet tall.

This should tell you a couple of things. The first is that things like your body and your looks don’t have as much to do with pulling hot girls as we all like to imagine. I mean, even if you scaled him up to regular size, Verne Troyer is not a handsome man. Plus he has a barb wire tattoo around his bicep, which generally causes most women’s legs to clamp shut like a bear trap snapping shut.

Of course, Troyer presumably does okay in the money department, which is arguably more important than what he has going on in the Verne Troyer looks department or the Verne Troyer penis department. But realistically, what he really has going for him is personality, charm and a lot of sexual energy.

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Kid Rock’s penis caught on celebrity sex tape….! There are a lot of benefits to living in a time when it’s easy to tape anything. Back before we had video tape or digital cameras, all we got in the way of celebrity sex tapes was rumors about them. You would hear about things like the whole David Bowie and Mick Jagger thing, or about the hundreds of girls Gene Simmons banged while he was on tour, but you never got to see it. Of course, on the upside, you might never have to see something like Kid Rock’s penis.

But there’s something about being able to tape yourself having sex that people can’t resist. This is especially true when the ability to do so is cheap and easy to use. Which is why we now have sex tapes that provide visual proof that rock stars really do hang out and bang chicks together.

Enter Kid Rock’s sex tape, which feature him and Scott Stapp, the latter being the lead singer of the sort of Christian rock band Creed, having sex with a quartet of nubile groupies. This isn’t so much of a shocker for Kid Rock, who is after all, attached to Kid Rock’s penis but given Stapp’s image and religious roots, it is kind of blow.

Surprisingly, Kid Rock actually thinks that Scott Stapp is the one responsible for the leak of the Kid Rock sex tape, and filed an injunction to stop the release of the tape. One of the girls on the tape, apparently realizing that nobody wants to be known as the girl who had sex with the guy from Creed, also moved to stop it.

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Vince Neil sex tape and Vince Neil of Motley Crue’s penis..the story can finally be told.

Motley Crue is fairly legendary, and not just for their pioneering use of the umlaut. The eighties were a time when any rock band worth their salt was doing enough drugs to kill a small nation and drinking enough alcohol to pickle the corpses of the nation. And, of course, doing groupies at every opportunity. No one did this better or,er, harder than the Crue.

They plowed through the girls with a voraciousness that would leave wondering how they had the energy to even play gigs, although copious quantities of cocaine probably came in handy there. It’s no surprise at all that there have been sex tapes released starring Crue members. If anything, the surprising thing is that there have been so few sex tapes starring members of the band. Not that anyone really wants to see a Vince Neil sex tape.

The most famous is what has to be the most famous sex tape of all time, the Tommy Lee – Pamela Anderson sex tape. What you might not know is that there is also a sex tape starring Motley Crue singer Vince Neil and Vince Neil’s penis, which was actually released by the same company that released the Tommy Lee sex tape.

The Vince Neil sex tape doesn’t have Pamela Anderson’s orbs of wonder or Tommy Lee’s penis, it is kind of impressive in its own right. Vince manages to bag both Janine Lindemulder, a porn star who is probably best know as being Jesse James’ tatted up ex wife, and Penthouse Pet Brandy Ledford. Whatever else you can say about it, Vince Neil’s penis gets into some hot women.

A porn star and a Penthouse girl is a pretty good pull by any standard, but Vince Neil’s sex tape performance is less than inspiring. You are probably never going to be able to get two porn stars in bed at the same time, but you can guarantee a sex tape worthy performance.

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When it comes to celebrity sex tapes, you kind of have to admire John Edwards’ balls. Wait, that came out wrong. You have to admire John Edwards’ penis. No, that’s not it either. You have to admire the chutzpah that allows a man who is in the public eye to perform on camera with someone who isn’t his wife. Which is exactly what happened, and why we have a John Edwards sex tape.

If that weren’t enough, and it would have been plenty for your average celebrity sex tape, it’s shot by his campaign’s official videographer (which, incidentally, means that the John Edwards sex tape is high quality; it’s in focus and well lit) who is also carrying his illegitimate baby.

I think to fully appreciate the brazenness of what John Edwards (and by extension, John Edwards’ penis) did, you have to appreciate how much he had to lose if the sex tape ever became public, as they so often do. He was a democratic vice presidential candidate who was making a run at becoming the presidential candidate, and it looked like he had a good chance of actually getting the nod.

Now, there are presidents who can get away with being raging sex fiends, and I’m looking at you JFK and Bill Clinton, but when the key part of your campaign is your good looks and appeal to women and you’ve made your family a key part of your image, well, a sex tape is probably a bad idea. John Edwards’ sex tape is proof enough of that.

Of course, if you have an immensely sympathetic wife who is suffering from cancer and you decide to film yourself banging your mistress, well, you damn well better have iron down below.

John Edwards sex tape actually shows that he performs pretty admirably in front of the camera, but like all things in this life, there is room for improvement. Edwards is fit for a man of his age, but like everyone, a little help in the bedroom department wouldn’t be unwelcome.

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Fred Durst penis learned a valuable lesson when his Fred Durst sex tape came out; if you’re going to record yourself having sex, then you should probably take it off your computer before you send it out for repairs. Although I have to admit that having a Fred Durst sex tape on it might actually be what be what caused the problem in the first place. Certainly, imagining Fred Durst bopping a groupie, him wearing nothing but a red base ball cap, backwards, is enough to make my brain go all blue screen of death.

Naturally, when the guy who was fixing the computer realized what he had, he did the only sensible thing: he stole it and sold it to the highest bidder. Perhaps not as surprisingly, this sex tape failed to be the kind of hot seller that One Night in Paris or the Ray J Kim Kardashian sex tape, mainly because it didn’t feature a hot young socialite and, quite possibly, because the interest in seeing Fred Durst’s penis was not as strong as you might have hoped.

Durst himself was sufficiently incensed by the sex tape that he ended up suing ten websites that he decided were responsible for the sex tape getting out. In fact, he decided that this particular unwilling porno was worth suing for seventy million dollars, and there is only one conclusion that can be drawn: Durst was clearly so embarrassed by the sex tape that he thought it did millions of dollars worth of vengeance. Fred Durst’s penis is especially spectacular, but it’s not seventy million bad.

This should be a valuable lesson for Fred, aside from the fact that you shouldn’t leave your sex tapes on unsecured computers; if you’re going to make a sex tape, you should probably make sure that your onscreen performance is everything it should be. This is something that Fred Durst’s penis wishes that Fred knew.

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You know, there are certain celebrities who you kind of expect to have a sex tape out. Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape? Yeah, that seems pretty reasonable. Fred Durst sex tape? That sounds like something he would do. Screech from Saved the Bell? Well, that’s…wait, no. No that doesn’t seem like the sort of thing a fair and just universe would allow. Surely no one would want to see Dustin Diamond’s penis?

There is, despite the mindscouring horror that it implies, a Dustin Diamond sex tape is out there in the world. This would probably be shocking enough, but the Dustin Diamond sex tape was actually released by, well, Dustin Diamond. Which makes it relatively unique amongst celebrity sex tapes, which are usually night vision affairs released to the protests of the people starring in them.

Back in 2004, Diamond was pursuing a career in stand up comedy, and rightfully thought that he had been most forgotten by the public, becoming one of the few Saved by the Bell stars to lapse into more or less complete obscurity. The answer was obvious; a Dustin Diamond sex tape would definitely put him back on the map.

Not just released, actually; he went to various porn conventions to promote it. The truth is, Dustin Diamond’s penis actually acquitted himself pretty well on his sex tape. The tape was forty minutes long and Diamond was actually a lot more effective than you expect from someone who used to be Screech.

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Tommy Lee’s penis has become famous. There are very few people in the world who get to have a whole chapter of a book dedicated to their penis, but that’s one of the many perks of being Tommy Lee, or at least being Tommy Lee’s penis. Of course, it was his book, so he might be slightly biased in that department.

There is apparently something about being a drummer, because many of rock and roll’s well hung legends are drummers, and Tommy Lee is probably example number one. As the drummer of Motley Crue, he was already semi legendary for bedding women all around the world. But that was before Tommy Lee’s penis got a starring role in one of the most watched celebrity sex tape of all time. The Tommy Lee sex tape with Pamela Anderson has been seen by millions.

Now, back in the Baywatch days, Pamela Anderson was considered to be one of the sexiest women around, and the sight of her running down the beach in slow motion, her most bountiful assets bouncing feely, was enough kick start an entire generation of boys into puberty.

Given her overall level of hotness, it was kind of a surprise when she started to date Tommy Lee. He’s kind of skinny, kind of goonie looking and covered in tattoos. You could say he’s got that whole rock star thing going on, but Motley Crue was well past their prime at that point. It’s since become a lot more clear that Ms. Anderson has a thing for grubby looking rock stars, but what probably cemented this relationship was Tommy Lee’s penis.

Which we got to see in extremely vivid detail when porn film company…er…Vivid, put out the infamous sex tape. Recorded on the Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson’s honeymoon, the appeal was seeing Pamela Anderson buck naked in the living flesh. What we got was Tommy Lee’s penis in a starring role.

Just how big was Tommy Lee’s penis? Well, if you go to urban dictionary and look up Tommy Lee, the sixth or so entry says that Tommy Lee has become a slang term for having a big organ. Frankly, if your name has become the byword for well hung, you’re doing something right.

In the sex video itself, we get to see Tommy using the now infamous member for a variety of things, including driving the boat. He didn’t actually hang a sail off his penis for that, or at least, it wasn’t on the video. In fact, Tommy Lee’s penis was so big that appeared that he could probably have sex with two women at once if he lined them up right. Basically, Tommy Lee’s penis is the Chuck Norris of penises.

Surprisingly, Tommy Lee himself claims to have not believed he had a large penis for a long time, which suggests that he either spent very little time in the showers after gym in high school or that there’s something in the water in where Tommy Lee grew up. In fact, it wasn’t until he started dating porn stars that he believed, figuring that if people’s whose jobs involved lots of penises was saying it, it was probably true.

It was actually kind of amazing that Tommy Lee’s penis stayed a relative secret for so long, given both his and Motley Crue’s reputations. The eighties metal scene was notoriously hard partying, and no nobody partied harder than the Crue did. It was drugs, alcohol and women, pretty much all the time.

Tommy Lee hasn’t made any definitive statements about just how many women he has slept with, unlike Wilt Chamberlain and others, but he has often been to have said to have banged more chicks than he’s banged drums. So you’d have thought his reputation would have gone mainstream a little sooner.

Despite the admittedly ginormous size of Tommy Lee’s penis, he is not reputed to be the best lover in Motley Crue. As it happens, size apparently isn’t everything, since the most skilled sex partner in the Crue is said to have been Nikki Sixx, at least when he wasn’t busy having heart attacks and nearly dying. Which does go a long way to explaining how Sixx managed to bag Kat Von D despite being old enough to be her father and ugly enough to curdle milk.

Which is actually something to keep in mind if you’d like to enjoy some of that rock star lifestyle yourself. The odds are good that you are not going to be able to be a rock star, selling millions of albums and having tons of cash and groupies falling at your feet. And you’re not going to be to have Tommy Lee’s penis unless you’re already genetically blessed.

That’s the bad news; the good news is that you absolutely can reap some of the benefits of the rock star lifestyle and get some of what Tommy Lee or Nikki Sixx have got. You want a rock star penis and a rock star love life, the first thing that you should be looking at is Maxuvia.

Maxuvia is a combination of safe, natural bio active ingredients that are designed to maximize what you’ve got.  If you use it you will get Stronger, harder, erections an increased sex drive and longer lasting erections and more stamina. Now, I’m not saying that Tommy Lee uses something like this to get the most out of what nature and possibly atomic science gave him, but I wouldn’t bet against. If you want what’s got, then Maxuvia is what you need to get.