Tom Sizemore’s sex tape is something else. Now, Tom Sizemore’s penis isn’t especially impressive, but there’s a lot more to sex than having the biggest tool in the shed. What Tom Sizemore brings to the table is stamina, as his sex tape shows him working his way, apparently tirelessly, through not one, not two, but four, count them four, hookers. However you might feel about having sex with prostitutes, Tom Sizemore’s sex tape is still a pretty big accomplishment.

This is especially true when you consider the man himself. Sizemore is, charitably, getting up there in years, is fairly overweight, and is known to have a fairly massive drug problem, something that has been well documented by various reality television shows. So it’s kind of a miracle that Tom Sizemore’s penis does anything at all, much less that it responds to the call of duty with such vigor.

In fact, Sizemore’s fairly extraordinary appetite and vigor actually makes for a not particularly good sex tape, since endless hours of having sex ceases to be interesting to watch and actually becomes fairly boring. Tom Sizemore’s sex tape surely shows that he was having fun; the rest of us, not so much.

Still, there are some lessons you can learn from Tom Sizemore or, more specifically, Tom Sizemore’s penis. One is that you definitely can’t judge a book by its cover. The second is that sexual stamina doesn’t necessarily come from having a buffed out body and outstanding cardiovascular conditioning.

I’m not sure what, if anything, Sizemore used to get that legendary sex tape performance, but the best way for you to try and duplicate his feat is by using Maxuvia. The supplement is specifically designed to give you greater sexual appetite and greater stamina, both of which are critical to you putting on your own Sizemore like performance.

Tagged with: •

Filed under: Tom Sizemore

Like this post? Subscribe to my RSS feed and get loads more!