Russell Brand, We Missed You! And Your Penis!
While he’s not a rock star per say, actor/comedian Russell Brand has played one in a movie so we’re going to give him, and his penis, honorary rock star status. They truly deserve it.
Self-confessed sex addict Russell Brand recently filed divorce from his estranged wife, pop-star Katy Perry, leaving us to wonder if he’s back to his old ways once again. Brand will happily admit that prior to his marriage he was having sex as many as five times a day. When one would leave, another would come and sometimes they’d even see each other in passing, no big deal. He reportedly admitted to a friend that since being married he’s come to really miss his promiscuous past.
In his autobiography he claimed to have sex up to twenty times on a normal week, that’s over 1,000 women a year! Way to go Russell! After shows he would take four to five girls back to his room and have his way with each one, sometimes all at once and sometimes they would take turns. He proudly admits that his record is nine women in one evening.
However, since his marriage to the pop-star things seemed to have slow down quite a bit. During the marriage Brand announced that he gardened more than he had sex, although he is a “bloody good gardener” now.
With the divorce so fresh, time will tell if Russell Brand will go back to his rock star bedroom behavior. Our guess: Probably, and maybe he’ll break his old record.
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